array(6) { [0]=> array(6) { ["title"]=> string(18) "Time Share America" ["datetime"]=> string(12) "May 27, 2022" ["description"]=> string(693) "

INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS, The Otis Advisory is a daily News Cartoon for radio. Senior Fellow Otis finishes off political correctness for a grateful nation in these fully produced news cartoons for radio, Join the pageantry and wade into the guilt-free waters of Think Tank Island for a scalding look at the Shitegeist of our time. Otis channels Roy & Will Rogers to hold up a mirror to all that offends us. Wife Supremacy, Vaping in a Sock Hat, Gluten-Free Bread Lines, Day Drinking in Dallas, all the usual stuff right here at www.universalfoolishness.com - it's your coach class ticket to comedy. “The name’s Otis, I’ll see you at the peace march.”

" ["episode_id"]=> string(135) "default?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491&awEpisodeId=6aa143ea-9ff1-4d90-8b78-04f12af2f177&feed=5xpfxqjC" ["show_id"]=> NULL ["episode_audio"]=> string(269) "https://stitcher.simplecastaudio.com/e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491/episodes/6aa143ea-9ff1-4d90-8b78-04f12af2f177/audio/128/default.mp3?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491&awEpisodeId=6aa143ea-9ff1-4d90-8b78-04f12af2f177&feed=5xpfxqjC" } [1]=> array(6) { ["title"]=> string(16) "Miss Information" ["datetime"]=> string(12) "May 13, 2022" ["description"]=> string(267) "

Say hello to Miss Information, she’s freedom’s executioner and bag man to keep a lid on anything you’ve got to say. This means you, the gas supremacist complaining about what it costs to fill up the hummer. Hear podcast. Wash hands.

" ["episode_id"]=> string(135) "default?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491&awEpisodeId=2797999c-ce61-4a9d-a678-361b4881644f&feed=5xpfxqjC" ["show_id"]=> NULL ["episode_audio"]=> string(269) "https://stitcher.simplecastaudio.com/e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491/episodes/2797999c-ce61-4a9d-a678-361b4881644f/audio/128/default.mp3?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491&awEpisodeId=2797999c-ce61-4a9d-a678-361b4881644f&feed=5xpfxqjC" } [2]=> array(6) { ["title"]=> string(18) "119 - Gas the Mask" ["datetime"]=> string(12) "May 10, 2022" ["description"]=> string(616) "

Masks have risks too, and have been known to get caught in a fan or stuck in a bucket of chicken. But quitting is hard. Your therapy mask has been such a good friend and convenient way to help show disgust for others, like Hummer drivers. Comforting isn’t it, and not that different from when they used to put saltpeter in your food to calm you down. You’d just go limp and wait for further instructions. Same feeling you get with your Face Diaper! And the weenier it gets the more you are admired! Like the self-licking ice cream cone of obedience. Hear this Otis Advisory - then wash hands.

" ["episode_id"]=> string(135) "default?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491&awEpisodeId=f22d38d0-e63e-459c-8f6a-303a30386611&feed=5xpfxqjC" ["show_id"]=> NULL ["episode_audio"]=> string(269) "https://stitcher.simplecastaudio.com/e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491/episodes/f22d38d0-e63e-459c-8f6a-303a30386611/audio/128/default.mp3?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491&awEpisodeId=f22d38d0-e63e-459c-8f6a-303a30386611&feed=5xpfxqjC" } [3]=> array(6) { ["title"]=> string(21) "118 - Musk-Have Media" ["datetime"]=> string(12) "May 03, 2022" ["description"]=> string(362) "

The gag order has been lifted. Thanks to that nice Mr. Musk, now patron saint of self-expression, SPEAK YOUR MIND is back in town and fans of freedom couldn’t be happier. It only took 44 billion dollars to knock the bottom out of this yappy little waste processing system and make it into something worth tweeting in. Hear Podcast. Wash Hands.

" ["episode_id"]=> string(135) "default?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491&awEpisodeId=bd038d3c-fa5b-4873-8d44-cea600150be6&feed=5xpfxqjC" ["show_id"]=> NULL ["episode_audio"]=> string(269) "https://stitcher.simplecastaudio.com/e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491/episodes/bd038d3c-fa5b-4873-8d44-cea600150be6/audio/128/default.mp3?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491&awEpisodeId=bd038d3c-fa5b-4873-8d44-cea600150be6&feed=5xpfxqjC" } [4]=> array(6) { ["title"]=> string(22) "117 - P.H.D. in Shovel" ["datetime"]=> string(14) "April 26, 2022" ["description"]=> string(168) "

Dog’s tail doesn’t lie, and this dog is not happy. Those with a PHD in shovel can get cranky fast at $120 a tankful. Hear Podcast. Wash Hands.

" ["episode_id"]=> string(135) "default?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491&awEpisodeId=156ec766-21fc-456e-a5b3-217f196a68fd&feed=5xpfxqjC" ["show_id"]=> NULL ["episode_audio"]=> string(269) "https://stitcher.simplecastaudio.com/e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491/episodes/156ec766-21fc-456e-a5b3-217f196a68fd/audio/128/default.mp3?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491&awEpisodeId=156ec766-21fc-456e-a5b3-217f196a68fd&feed=5xpfxqjC" } [5]=> array(6) { ["title"]=> string(34) "116 - Inflation Goes to the Doctor" ["datetime"]=> string(14) "April 19, 2022" ["description"]=> string(161) "

Blame everything on inflation. But why, it's really just the swelling that comes up later after the damage was done. Hear Podcast - Wash Hands!

" ["episode_id"]=> string(135) "default?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491&awEpisodeId=0b35f875-4fe9-4963-8d2e-1827de68d1a1&feed=5xpfxqjC" ["show_id"]=> NULL ["episode_audio"]=> string(269) "https://stitcher.simplecastaudio.com/e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491/episodes/0b35f875-4fe9-4963-8d2e-1827de68d1a1/audio/128/default.mp3?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=e5f16e7e-504e-452f-8e9a-f4ef32cfa491&awEpisodeId=0b35f875-4fe9-4963-8d2e-1827de68d1a1&feed=5xpfxqjC" } }

Universal Foolishness

Subscribe Now

About the Show

Category: Comedy, News, Politics

Universal Foolishness publishes original Think Tank studies as short-form podcasts. Dump you old Think Tank and wade into the guilt-free waters of Galveston’s Bait Camp Think Tank. The salty scholars, led by Senior Fellow Uncle Otis, serve up live bait with a side of answers, to finish off political correctness for a grateful nation. Think of it like an AOL Weekend for the Apple crowd. If you’re going to be looking for a Welcome Kit in the mail after listening, this may not be for you.
Thanks for letting us into your home today; that almost never happens. Slower listeners keep right>>>>

Pat Fant /aka Uncle Otis

American humorist Pat Fant (aka Uncle Otis) is a widely-ignored Southern intellectual who writes about the cultural collisions of our time. Inspired by Andy Rooney, Will Rogers, Roy Rogers and James Joyce, he is a 2011 inductee into the Texas Radio Hall of Fame, capping more than three decades as Mastermind and Commander of some of America’s best-known, major-market rock radio stations. Pat jumped way out front of brand-built digital media when he co-founded Houston-based RFC Media in 2009, now the leading supplier of private-label radio channels for brands and events. Fant, who also created the KISS Kasket for Gene Simmons (R.I.P. Dimebag) holds two U.S. Process Patents and has become an internationally ignored investor.

Fant’s Uncle Otis first gained notoriety as host of the acclaimed Christmas radio series Balls in the Tree. His indelicate world view may have been shaped while serving as Bait Shop Attendant on Galveston Island, where his Bait-Coin, although a failure, is still generally regarded as the first crypto-currency. Uncle Otis can still ride a bike without holding on to the handlebars. Can you? His favorite appetizer is ice. Today, Uncle Otis maintains a busy schedule hosting impromptu neighborhood scrapbooking meetings and chronicling the cultural displacement within the New America.